House Of Pleasure

When I was in high school, I tried out and got a part in The Skin Of Our Teeth, under the direction of my friend, the late, great Howard Ashman, (RIP). Chris who played the french maid was so stiff and straight, Howard thought it would be a good idea to go to a Strip Club so Chris could get some pointers.  John, Chris, Howard & yours truly went to the Gaiety in downtown Baltimore on the famous block.  OMG, Oh What A Night!  My expectations were deflated as fast as a helium balloon stuck by a pin. The women were older and heavy and not at all what I expected.  If I can rock a garter belt, hose, g string, boots and a whip better then what I was watching, what was the point?  Anyway, it was a night I will never forget.  Still don't know how we got in being under age.

House Of Pleasure #2:  A couple of years ago, after my birthday lunch at Tio Pepe's, I dragged my girlfriend to Scores. She didn't want to go.  I had always been curious to see Scores since Howard Stern always talks about it.  That's what a little too much Sangria will do to me. So we walked in, were seated on a sofa when a nice girl came over and started chatting with us, while the girl on the pole did her twirls. My girlfriend was so rude, I have no idea why and she dragged me out of there.  I was having a wonderful time.

Today Scores:  My brother's birthday is Sunday, and I wanted to get him something special. OK, lunch and a lap dance at Scores. We walked in, and it was so dark, I tripped down the step before I even got in.  Stupid place for a step. I have to say the girls were a lot prettier than I remember, but the best part for me, was the half pound Angus burger with fries well done, no salt. I could do a mean bump and grind and rock that pole with more class than what I was watching.  "You Gotta Get a Gimmick if you want to get ahead"!  It comes with maturity. "I'm electrifying I'm not even trying, I never had to sweat to get paid." Oh sorry, got carried away. Let me end by saying, what happens at Scores stays at Scores!